Verse 1:
Well I woke up this morning in my cowboy boots
Found a note on the pillow said “Baby, we’re through”
She took my Chevy, my Stetson, and my pride
Left me standing in the driveway with nowhere to hide
Chorus:
She’s crazy as a barn cat in a thunderstorm
Wilder than a rodeo on Saturday morn
She stole my truck, she stole my hat
But I can’t help but love her crazy like that
Yeah, she’s burning rubber down that old dirt road
With my favorite hat and my heart in tow
She’s crazy, baby, ain’t no doubt about that
She stole my truck and she stole my hat
Verse 2:
She got mad ’cause I looked at my phone
Said “Who’s this Betty Lou?” – just my mama back home
Now she’s doing donuts in my front yard
While I’m standing here thinking ’bout my credit card
Chorus:
She’s crazy as a barn cat in a thunderstorm
Wilder than a rodeo on Saturday morn
She stole my truck, she stole my hat
But I can’t help but love her crazy like that
Yeah, she’s burning rubber down that old dirt road
With my favorite hat and my heart in tow
She’s crazy, baby, ain’t no doubt about that
She stole my truck and she stole my hat
Bridge:
My buddies say “Boy, you better let her go”
But they don’t know her like I know
Sure she’s wild and out of control
But that girl’s got my heart and soul
Final Chorus:
She’s crazy as a barn cat in a thunderstorm
Wilder than a rodeo on Saturday morn
She stole my truck, she stole my hat
But I’m gonna marry that girl, imagine that!
Yeah, she’s coming back up that old dirt road
With my favorite hat and my heart in tow
She’s crazy, baby, that’s a natural fact
But she brought back my truck…
She kept my hat!
Outro:
(Spoken) Well, at least I got my truck back…